"Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed."

"Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I've got a doctor with me 24 hours a day.' Yeah, that's always the sign of a man in good health, isn't it?"

"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting."

"There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing."

"I didn't get hugely famous really quick. It was a slow, gradual process, so I was able to sort of grow into myself and figure out who I was and what I wanted without the glaring spotlight on me telling me who I was."

"The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance."

"I have never come across a technology that doesn't change. This is inevitable. You have to adapt your systems as technology develops."

"Is any man afraid of change? Why what can take place without change? What then is more pleasing or more suitable to the universal nature?"