"Loved. You can't use it in the past tense. Death does not stop that love at all."

"The Grateful Dead are our religion. This is a religion that doesn't pay homage to the God that all the other religions pay homage to."

"Nowhere else in history has there ever been a flag that stands for the right to burn itself. This is the fractal of our flag. It stands for the right to destroy itself."

"People think love is an emotion. Love is good sense."

"It devastates me now that I have been reduced to a Hollywood statistic - another joke marriage."

"You know, I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor."

"Since the goal of my programs is to show audiences how humor can both help them heal as well as deal with not-so-funny stuff, I decided to discuss the events of the previous week, the pain all of us were feeling, and how humor and some laughter might be beneficial."

"I love the sad songs with their maudlin, self-deprecating, almost funny lyrics. As an Englishman, they make a lot of sense."