"Getting over someone is a grieving process. You mourn the loss of the relationship, and that's only expedited by 'Out of sight, out of mind.' But when you walk outside and see them on a billboard or on TV or on the cover of a magazine, it reopens the wound. It's a high-class problem, but it's real."

"I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. I just really, really amused myself and my friends with memorizing entire George Carlin or Steve Martin albums."

"There's no experience like on-the-job training."

"You can't be funny for funny's sake. You try to get as outrageous situation as you can but it always has to be believable and based in real character motivations and what people would really do."

"Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all."

"Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing."

"Bad humor is an evasion of reality good humor is an acceptance of it."

"And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor."