"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."

"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."

"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."

"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"

"The only defensible war is a war of defense."

"Have you ever thought that war is a madhouse and that everyone in the war is a patient?"

"The relationships that people have - that are sexual, psychological, emotional - these relationships are not open to supervision by parents, schools, churches, or government. Nobody has any right to intervene at all in any kind of relationship like that."

"They view massive immigration as a massive infusion of potential voters for the Democratic Party, and therefore will do nothing, absolutely nothing to stop that flow of legal or illegal entrance into the country."