"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."

"I am thankful I was born in America, although if I gain any more weight the burqa thing may start to seem like a good idea to me. See? Another plus about America, you can always find some food."

"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."

"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."

"Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that is where I renew my springs that never dry up."

"I'm throwing myself back in because I like being married. I don't want to end this whole fabulous journey alone. I want someone by my side who I love and who loves me. I've finally found somebody who's up to the task of being my wife, because I'm very high maintenance."

"I wouldn't miss this opportunity for anything. For the chance to work on these conservation issues, to serve my country, to work for this president, I'd do it all over again, every single minute."

"You have to have enough respect for other human beings to leave their lives alone. If you admire that life, build it for yourself. Don't just try to come in and take somebody else's life."