"I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster."

"The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love."

"I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink."

"I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play."

"The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me."

"I'm an actor... I do a job and I go home. Why are you interested in me? You don't ask a truck driver about his job."

"I'd still like to see 'Survivor' minus the planned show-biz parts. That would be the purest form of show business - I want to see someone so hungry that they eat somebody else's foot."

"Dreaming in public is an important part of our job description, as science writers, but there are bad dreams as well as good dreams. We're dreamers, you see, but we're also realists, of a sort."