"All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that's all people know how to do when they're improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other."

"I had a very wise person tell me that he thinks marriage, when you're younger, you keep thinking you can fix things. That's what people do. And you can't really fix anything. It shouldn't be a massive difficult thing every day. Life's difficult enough."

"If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money."

"Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally."

"All my fans tell me what a glamorous life I have, but I tell them how hard I work and how many nights I spend alone with my dogs, eating chicken pot pie in my bedroom."

"Even though I didn't get a business degree, I enjoyed learning about economics."

"Exposure makes you famous, not just good work. Famous is being plastered everywhere."

"People intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are."