"Time is bunk."

"It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it... anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

"If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves."

"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."

"In scientific work, those who refuse to go beyond fact rarely get as far as fact."

"Marriage: a ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman."

"Don't let someone else's opinion of you become your reality."

"The smartest people I know have that extra edge. The risk is always there that you'll look terribly undignified and slobbering, and inside I cringe about that, but I should be more aggressive."