"I've always believed fitness is an entry point to help you build that happier, healthier life. When your health is strong, you're capable of taking risks. You'll feel more confident to ask for the promotion. You'll have more energy to be a better mom. You'll feel more deserving of love."

"We all have to work for happiness. And you cannot listen to other people. That is the worst mistake you can make."

"Parenting is not for sissies. You have to sacrifice and grow up."

"It's impossible to put yourself first when you're a mom."

"I don't think of myself as a comedian, but as an artist, a scientist and chemist who just happens to be funny. I started doing stand-up to add another level to my game. I feel that I'm a young rookie with a veteran's skill."

"All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way."

"Luck is not chance, it's toil fortune's expensive smile is earned."

"I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare."