"People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with."

"There are MAYBE 30 years worth of ideas out there... watch for the feature version of ER in about 25 years... Hollywood has become hopelessly chained to the bottom line."

"I'm not interested in making a $60-million studio film with a bunch of 24-year-olds telling me what to do."

"I see the Internet as the next big deal - I wanted to get in on it early on so I wouldn't get behind it all."

"That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids. And you know, just what a super guy he is. That's part of what I am doing, is letting people see the other side of Mitt."

"There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist, which, by clever emphasis, he tries to make the point of view of his audience."

"I was born to be funny."

"And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit."