"In politics women type the letters, lick the stamps, distribute the pamphlets and get out the vote. Men get elected."

"They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men."

"Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but, unlike charity, it should end there."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable."

"I had such a great mom and I know that I'd never be that mom. I wouldn't want to bring a child into this world unless I could be."

"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."

"Moses is our true founding father."

"My father used to say that it's never too late to do anything you wanted to do. And he said, 'You never know what you can accomplish until you try.'"