"It's very strange that most people don't care if their knowledge of their family history only goes back three generations."

"Failure is authentic, and because it's authentic, it's real and genuine, and because of that, it's a pure state of being."

"If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure."

"Most people have no idea how to politely answer a phone. The English do, and it's been their only major business advantage for the past two centuries."

"I barely have time for my own children. To adopt more children and not have time for them, that would be poor parenting on my part."

"I remember being upset because I was finally legal to drink in Canada, and I decided to throw that all away and move to America, where I had to wait another two years. I came here to do improv and to try to join the Groundlings."

"The first time you hold your baby in your arms, I mean, a sense of strength and love washes over you. It washed over me and I never thought that possible."

"The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment."