"Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius."

"Lenin said that people vote with their feet. Well, that's what's happening. They either go, or they don't go. It's all politics. It's all demographics."

"For me, the highest level of sexual excitement is in a monogamous relationship."

"Organized labor, if they're doing a responsible job, is going to organize the pooling of small amounts of money to protect the interests of the people who are not rich."

"Most men's anger about religion is as if two men should quarrel for a lady they neither of them care for."

"Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place."

"Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them."

"There is nothing that so much gratifies an ill tongue as when it finds an angry heart."