"A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tu-rrned into angels be an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large."

"The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married."

"Ye can lead a man up to the university, but ye can't make him think."

"A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks th' Lord wud do if He knew th' facts iv th' case."

"I can't deliver lines, but I can talk about food all night long."

"I do really enjoy Jay McInerney's wine writing. He's a good writer. He brings his fiction-writing skillset. He's not afraid to put wine in kind of a racy context and speak very candidly about it."

"According to the saying of an ancient philosopher, one should eat to live, and not live to eat."

"At my age, I don't buy but a half a loaf of bread, you know?"