"It's not that we fly by the seat of our pants. We're not afraid of failure."

"Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me."

"I realized women and humor were linked very closely."

"The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman."

"For each book, I do end up making a kind of playlist to fit the characters."

"My mother kept asking me, 'When are you going to do a gospel album?' And I've always wanted to do a gospel album. Everybody was going on about it, so mom started hounding me more."

"I hate banks. They do nothing positive for anybody except take care of themselves. They're first in with their fees and first out when there's trouble."

"There are many of us that are willing to do great things for the Lord, but few of us are willing to do little things."