"The heart of marriage is memories and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."

"If you have no faith, you've lost your battle."

"A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station."

"Social networking helps reach people easier and quicker."

"The perennial conviction that those who work hard and play by the rules will be rewarded with a more comfortable present and a stronger future for their children faces assault from just about every direction. That great enemy of democratic capitalism, economic inequality, is real and growing."

"I reckon this could mean another 10 million at the box office."

"The greatest weariness comes from work not done."

"The time has come to tell the truth about the corruption of the government employee unions in this country."