"Well, I wanted to play twenty years in the major leagues. I never made it twenty though. I played nineteen."

"Yes, I was in that game where George Brett hit that home run. Billy saw there was too much pine tar on the bat and he went to the umpire, the next thing we knew they were fighting about it."

"So to get to play for the Yankees was really exciting. Really exciting."

"I've been in eleven no-hitters you know."

"True science teaches, above all, to doubt and to be ignorant."

"I am best viewed from a distance."

"Old age is no place for sissies."

"If we live a self-directed, self-motivated, self-centered life, always needing to get our own way, then we're going to be miserable. In fact, many times we believe it's our problems that are making us unhappy when, in reality, it's because we're focused on ourselves!"