"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches."

"My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening."

"Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay."

"I certainly don't know if you could claim that every theft is wrong, but I'll prove to you that every theft is forbidden, by simply locking you up."

"A minority may be right, and a majority is always wrong."

"London in the '70s was a pretty catastrophic dump, I can tell you. We had every kind of industrial trouble we had severe energy problems we were under constant terrorist attack from Irish terrorist groups who started a bombing campaign in English cities politics were fantastically polarized between left and right."

"She looks like a warrior. I mean, Bellatrix does mean warrior. And she's also a bit of a fatale. She's the right hand of Voldemort, and the only woman death eater."