"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."

"Heckling is an act of cowardice. If you want to speak, get up in front of the microphone and speak, don't sit in the dark hiding. It's easy to hide and shout and waste people's time."

"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."

"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."

"People mature at different stages and I feel I'm learning a lot."

"I never said that I wanted to be an actor when I was a kid. I didn't know. I thought I was going to be a singer and musician. That's what I had been doing, for a huge part of my life."

"Wisdom principle 94 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 59."

"Life's too short when you find yourself sitting in a car for four hours every day trying to get from East L.A. to West L.A. to Hollywood and then back to East L.A."