"I used to do the beat box. A friend of mine, he was the rapper and after, we'd be doing a block party or something or a house party, and he's gettin' all the attention and I'd end up with a handful of spit, you know, from doing the beats."

"My mom put me away at 7. I enjoyed it... Being in institutions, I got three meals a day, clothes."

"I'm not going to disrespect you, don't disrespect me."

"Every day, I get closer to God. Every day, my will to do the right thing gets stronger."

"I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy."

"It is better that some should be unhappy rather than that none should be happy, which would be the case in a general state of equality."

"We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person."

"It was the most pleasurable thing I've ever done, playing this character, and I just remember feeling so at home and so - I don't know, I was just happy - and it just wasn't ever work! It was like a sandbox for me, and I would crack myself up rehearsing."