"They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning."

"There's a rebel lying deep in my soul."

"The less secure a man is, the more likely he is to have extreme prejudice."

"President Obama is the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on the American people."

"I cooked at the White House for Easter, last year, with Michelle Obama. But it more had to do with cooking from the organic garden, and her message. I took my daughter and granddaughter there, and they were really charming, it was great."

"When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doing the exact same thing I did in high school."

"It's always cool to meet people who can do things that you have no capacity to do."

"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act."