"The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball."

"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."

"Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it."

"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."

"Like any good tree that one would hope to grow, we must set our roots deep into the ground so that what is real will prosper in the Light of Love."

"I shall not grow conservative with age."

"I don't allow anybody to change me. I still walk outta my house in rollers and I take walks. I do not care what people think."

"I have always argued that change becomes stressful and overwhelming only when you've lost any sense of the constancy of your life. You need firm ground to stand on. From there, you can deal with that change."