"Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist."

"You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans."

"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit."

"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."

"I love what I do and I love the fans."

"I want to do a jean line for boys and girls that are sometimes too skinny to fit into jeans, or sometimes a little bit too husky to fit into some jeans."

"Where do we say that a cell became a blade of grass, which became a starfish, which became a cat, which became a donkey, which became a human being? There's a real lack of evidence from change from actual species to a different type of species."

"College baseball, I love it. I love to work with the younger kids who are trying to live out their dreams, if in fact that's what they plan on doing after college to take the next step."