"Even in the common affairs of life, in love, friendship, and marriage, how little security have we when we trust our happiness in the hands of others!"

"Anyone who has passed though the regular gradations of a classical education, and is not made a fool by it, may consider himself as having had a very narrow escape."

"We do not see nature with our eyes, but with our understandings and our hearts."

"People of genius do not excel in any profession because they work in it, they work in it because they excel."

"I legit can not parallel park. This is no joke!"

"A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life."

"What I don't like is when I see stuff that I know has had a lot of improv done or is playing around where there's no purpose to the scene other than to just be funny. What you don't want is funny scene, funny scene, funny scene, and now here's the epiphany scene and then the movie's over."

"A little perspective, like a little humor, goes a long way."