"Early in my career, my 3-, 5- and 9-irons performed differently than my other irons. But I adapted and made them work."

"Yes, I applied a lot of what I did in football to golf."

"The best quick tip in golf is to focus on your rhythm and balance."

"People have to learn who they are - you can't have somebody else telling you who you are."

"Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you."

"I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys."

"As barbaric is we are, it's a miracle we haven't blown ourselves off the face of the earth so far."

"Over-commercialization and its resulting restrictions and limitations can be very damaging and distorting to the inherent nature of the individual. I did not deliberately abandon my fans, nor did I deliberately abandon any responsibilities."