"A liberal education... frees a man from the prison-house of his class, race, time, place, background, family and even his nation."

"The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness."

"The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives."

"A world community can exist only with world communication, which means something more than extensive short-wave facilities scattered about the globe. It means common understanding, a common tradition, common ideas, and common ideals."

"A chief petty officer taught me shorthand, which got me promoted to yeoman first class."

"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."

"People can look to me as a teacher, but I consider myself a student of hip-hop."

"College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage."