"A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar."

"It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods."

"Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself."

"There is always an easy solution to every problem - neat, plausible, and wrong."

"Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have."

"Contrary to what you might think, China's economy is relatively less efficient, and more polluting, than those of rich countries."

"American men, as a group, seem to be interested in only two things, money and breasts. It seems a very narrow outlook."

"No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction."