"You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten."

"Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense."

"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

"Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back."

"A wise man fights to win, but he is twice a fool who has no plan for possible defeat."

"If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure."

"The biggest mistake is believing there is one right way to listen, to talk, to have a conversation - or a relationship."

"If men make war in slavish obedience to rules, they will fail."