"I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't."

"I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything."

"I tend to go for women with common sense. Being down to earth stands out more than looks."

"I don't want to get home from work and wonder if I could have done better if I didn't go out that night. What you're doing is going to go on the big screen and go down in history."

"There's a schizoid streak within the family anyway so I dare say that I'm affected by that. The majority of the people in my family have been in some kind of mental institution, as for my brother he doesn't want to leave. He likes it very much."

"Never think that Jesus commanded a trifle, nor dare to trifle with anything He has commanded."

"As a kid, this is what I wanted my life to be. Not in my wildest dreams did I ever dare to dream that it would be this."

"Intimacy is not a happy medium. It is a way of being in which the tension between distance and closeness is dissolved and a new horizon appears. Intimacy is beyond fear."