"I've hung out at dozens of playgrounds, bored out of my mind, with not even a look of comfort from disapproving mothers all around me. Either they think I'm a pedophile or a deadbeat dad. That's what I get for being a single dad - suspicious looks at the playground."

"Wisdom principle 85 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 96."

"I'm tired of people screaming about price and forgetting about the content."

"The largest party in America, by the way, is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters."

"It is a subtle truth that ethics is not a doctrine written in marble, but a daily standard lived in conscience — an essential principle for the reflective life."