"I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I had a really big zit on my forehead. If you have acne problems, you really shouldn't be acting like Don Juan."

"But no, I don't really like romantic comedies, so I don't really care. I never go see 'em."

"If people are constantly reading about you, and you're overexposed, they've got no reason to go see your movies. Also, it's not pleasant or nice to have your privacy invaded."

"I like the George Romero films, which were really great, social satire movies really twisted."

"The 'science' for which the United States is respected has nothing to do with the unscientific and baseless theory of evolution."

"There are many members of parliament present here who know as well as I do that, if a man has not already been converted, it will require a great deal more than a letter of appeal to achieve conversion."

"Acting is the most fun. I like to do it and it's great that I can still do that, but you know, you don't really have a lot of control over things, so it's real hit or miss."

"The mind uses its faculty for creativity only when experience forces it to do so."