"A real hangover is nothing to try out family remedies on. The only cure for a real hangover is death."

"Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of."

"I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well."

"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."

"Consider what a romantic expedition you are on take notes."

"Marriage is one of the most sacred human institutions. I asked our Senators, as many South Dakotans have done, to protect marriage as a union between a man and a woman."

"Actors are very generous."

"The salvation of the elect was as certain before His advent, though accomplished by it, as afterwards."