"The greatest gift in life is to be remembered."

"Victory is everything. You can spend the money but you can never spend the memories."

"My father taught me that the easiest thing to do was to quit. He'd say, 'It doesn't take any talent to do that.'"

"There are two great rules of life: never tell everything at once."

"I put on the best live show, the absolute best live show I can possibly can."

"The wisdom of the wise, and the experience of ages, may be preserved by quotation."

"One thing I've very quickly learned is that if you wake up every morning worrying about what's in the press, you would go completely and utterly potty."

"Archaeologists are underpaid publicity agents for deceased royalty."