"Although a man may wear fine clothing, if he lives peacefully and is good, self-possessed, has faith and is pure and if he does not hurt any living being, he is a holy man."

"Pithy sentences are like sharp nails which force truth upon our memory."

"The first step towards philosophy is incredulity."

"Our observation of nature must be diligent, our reflection profound, and our experiments exact. We rarely see these three means combined and for this reason, creative geniuses are not common."

"Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no."

"I hate Iran. I hate the Iranian government. It's a cruel and evil government."

"Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that."

"Anger becomes limiting, restricting. You can't see through it. While anger is there, look at that, too. But after a while, you have to look at something else."