"Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God."

"There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack."

"I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them."

"I've always been hopeful about Scotland's prospects. And I now believe more than ever that Scotland is within touching distance of achieving independence and equality."

"I've never felt like I had anything important to say."

"To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while."

"“It is never good dwelling on good-byes,” she said, “it is not the being together that it prolongs, it is the parting.”"

"The attitude we have towards our personal pets as opposed to the animals that suffer under the factory farm is hypocritical and delusional."