"That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody."

"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"

"Once they get their hooks into you, you're a dead pigeon."

"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"

"I think every credit you get and every film you have your name attached to makes things a little bit easier. It definitely opens doors up, but it's still a grind."

"A noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than himself; and a mean man, by one lower than himself. The one produces aspiration; the other ambition, which is the way in which a vulgar man aspires."

"I like exotic guys who have a lot of sexual energy. I drive army tanks and I snowboard, so he has to keep up."

"I'm the most inappropriate dad. I curse in front of my kids and their friends. I let my kids watch R-rated movies. I'll walk by the movie theater and say, 'Let's go see that,' and my kids will say, 'No, it's rated R. It's not appropriate for kids.' I'm like Uncle Dad. We have fun. I don't live with them, but I drive over four days a week."