"I'm obsessed with Nicholas Sparks. I've literally read every single book, because every time I travel, at the airport, I always buy a new Nicholas Sparks book."

"You don't realize how hard it is to live on your own. But there's no mom to do your laundry, and make you dinner and to do things for you, and you don't think about little things like buying paper towels and salt."

"I'm a huge Wes Anderson fan I would faint if I met him, let alone got to work with him."

"I'm surrounded by great friends and family. I don't know what I would do without them."

"I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out."

"Comedy is not something that a person can fake or learn how to do."

"To smile at the jest which plants a thorn in another's breast is to become a principal in the mischief."

"Very often, I don't make it through moments of recording because it is genuinely funny and absolutely ridiculous that a 60-year-old grown man is making these noises."