"A ball player has to be kept hungry to become a big leaguer. That's why no boy from a rich family has ever made the big leagues."

"The phrase 'off with the crack of the bat', while romantic, is really meaningless, since the outfielder should be in motion long before he hears the sound of the ball meeting the bat."

"I can't design anything unless I'm excited by it, meaning I have an urge to wear it."

"Nevertheless, one doesn't have time to think, oh, well, this is a quarter tone sharp, or flat."

"I think serial monogamy says it all."

"The reason that minorities and women don't have a better shot at getting elected to the Senate or to statewide office is because the campaign finance rules are so skewed as to make it very difficult for non-traditional candidates to raise the money necessary to get elected."