"I understand a woman who validates herself by getting attention from the opposite sex. I have a friend who is that to a T... Doesn't mean she isn't a good person. That's a funny character to play."

"My mom is very Southern and she in real life says things like, 'If you've got it, flaunt it.'"

"I started playing poker in 2003 during my pregnancy, to distract myself from my awful morning sickness. For months all I did was cry and play Texas Hold'em."

"For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator."

"I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow."

"I think that a lot of kids today focus on impressing each other. And while that's really nice, you also have to think about your future, about getting into a good school."

"Some persons talk simply because they think sound is more manageable than silence."

"I don't think silicone makes a girl good or bad."