"There was something about the Cleveland Play House that was the holiest place - you know, with the ghost light on the stage and the brick. It was just the most beautiful theater in the world."

"I think I was always a drama queen. I really, really, really loved playing pretend."

"As an actor, you know, I love not being pigeonholed, which is great. No one really knows who I am. So that's a positive."

"There is a lot of kissing in 'Boeing-Boeing.' A lot! And not pecks on the cheek or lips - although there's some of that, too - but full-on, farcical lip locks. My poor husband. He definitely wasn't prepared for as much smooching as there is."

"It's funny how making odd noises can get you into strange situations sometimes."

"And I would be the first to admit that probably, in a lot of press conferences over the time that I have been in coaching, indulging my own sense of humor at press conferences has not been greatly to my benefit."

"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain."

"Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read."