"I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'"

"I was watching 'Up In The Air' and I thought, 'Jesus, who's the old gray-haired guy?' And it was me. I never wear makeup for movies and now it's starting to show."

"I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on."

"I know what my limitations are as an actor, but my strength is putting myself into a well-written part. When I get in trouble is when I have to fix it, or when I have to carry it on personality."

"For parlor use, the vague generality is a life saver."

"I adore Clinique's All About Eyes cream. It depuffs the eyes and makes me look like I actually slept eight hours!"

"Wisdom principle 1 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 46."

"It is only by the rational use of technology to control and guide what technology is doing that we can keep any hopes of a social life more desirable than our own: or in fact of a social life which is not appalling to imagine."