"All weddings, except those with shotguns in evidence, are wonderful."

"One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless."

"The only happiness a brave person ever troubles themselves in asking about, is happiness enough to get their work done."

"If there's any message to my work, it is ultimately that it's OK to be different, that it's good to be different, that we should question ourselves before we pass judgment on someone who looks different, behaves different, talks different, is a different color."

"Managers have very tough jobs. I always respected their job but demanded respect in return."

"I didn't become a caddie because I wanted to be a caddie. I was a caddie because that was how I could make money and feed myself. It was work. It was a dignified job."