"I think I'm just someone that just tries to get by. I'm kind of - if it was during the Second World War, I'd be a black marketeer, I think."

"Why do people do things that they fear? It may be that the fear contains information. Something can be interesting if you get to the other side of that fear."

"I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'"

"I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny."

"When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel."

"Boy, those French: they have a different word for everything!"

"It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few."

"Patience is the most necessary quality for business, many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request."