"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?"

"When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do well, that's Memoirs."

"A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth."

"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."

"If one man in the country could take all the money, what was the use of passing any bills about it?"

"Bonnie and Clyde were almost like a modern-day Robin Hood, stealing 'the government's money.' I think that's a bit of why they were glorified."

"To be candid with you, free agency hurts all sports. It's great for athletes making an enormous amount of money. But to say it helps the sports, I don't believe that."

"I'd rather lose my own money than someone else's."