"As far I'm concerned, being an adult is way more fun than being a kid. But then I was a kid who wanted to be an adult. I'd watch shows like 'Bewitched' and see Darren come home and mix a martini and I'd go, 'That looks awesome! I want to do that!'"

"With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge."

"'Constitutional' is just a real pip of a word. Positively rolls off the tongue. In fact, it's downright fun to say. 'Con-stit-too-shun-al.' It's the verbal equivalent of skipping down the street with an ice cream cone in your hand. It's like a semantic bag of Lays potato chips. You simply can't just say it once."

"The dueling maturity levels in high school is such a source of comedy to me. I was always such a late developer. I was last to walk. I was last to ride a bike. I was last to have sex. That's why it's fun to portray one side of your childhood onscreen."

"It is a quiet truth that the highest expression of strength is tenderness toward the vulnerable."

"Courage is always the surest wisdom."

"Wisdom principle 62 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 86."

"Wisdom principle 2 tells us that the journey of life is lesson 34."