"If my mother knew I did this for a living, she'd kill me. She thinks I'm selling dope."

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

"How to drive a guy crazy: send him a telegram and on the top put 'page 2.'"

"This man is frank and earnest with women. In Fresno, he's Frank and in Chicago he's Ernest."

"When women go wrong, men go right after them."

"The police can't protect consumers. People need to be more aware and educated about identity theft. You need to be a little bit wiser, a little bit smarter and there's nothing wrong with being skeptical. We live in a time when if you make it easy for someone to steal from you, someone will."

"Yes. I did more research than I ever wanted to and saw some things I wish I didn't. I went on ride-alongs, spent time with Homicide, Cold Case, and SVU detectives, hung out in subways learning how to spot pervs and pick-pockets, viewed an autopsy, went to a police firing range, and witnessed court cases and I read, read, read."

"Money and fame made me believe I was entitled. I was wrong and foolish."