"It is not by the gray of the hair that one knows the age of the heart."

"Truth makes on the ocean of nature no one track of light every eye, looking on, finds its own."

"If you wish to be loved, show more of your faults than your virtues."

"Enthusiasm is the genius of sincerity and truth accomplishes no victories without it."

"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"

"The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw."

"When you're trying to look pretty, it's a lot easier to compare you to other people. I always felt intimidated in pilot season trying to audition for 'the girlfriend.' Whereas when it's like, 'you're auditioning for the part of this meth addict, trailer park whatever,' it's like, 'Great!'"

"That's one of the nice things. I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich. So if I need $600 million, I can put $600 million myself. That's a huge advantage. I must tell you, that's a huge advantage over the other candidates."