"Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about."

"When I had a job catering, I catered a wedding for the Smashing Pumpkins bassist in Indiana. And I served Billy Corgan shrimp off a tray."

"I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading."

"Improvisation is almost like the retarded cousin in the comedy world. We've been trying forever to get improvisation on TV. It's just like stand-up. It's best when it's just left alone. It doesn't translate always on TV. It's best live."

"There is two kinds of music, the good, and the bad. I play the good kind."

"I tried to play every sport. I wasn't great at most of them, but at least I tried!"

"Sports can unify the Iraqi people - no Sunnis, no Shiites, just sport for the country."

"Let your emotions come out. If your behavior is flat, your game will be flat, too."