"So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes since then, and maybe finally do the version of 'The Most Offensive Song Ever' with lyrics intact."

"I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there... and it's called The Force."

"I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football."

"My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut."

"But, sooner or later I'd love to do a comedy. I mean I think that, you know, people don't think that that's in my wheelhouse because I've sort of played a lot of dramatic stuff and that's certainly a side of myself that I want at some point in the right context, in the right stuff, that I find really funny."

"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."

"Most of the gaffes I've made have not been funny - they've been stupid."

"Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts."