"When I was about 12 years old back in Houston, my Dad used to take us to the driving range."

"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."

"I do live like a rock star, but it's not as great as it sounds. It's a lot of traveling."

"Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty... mine's putting in an express lane."

"I actually thought that it would be a little confusing during the same period of your life to be in one meeting when you're trying to make money, and then go to another meeting where you're giving it away. I mean is it gonna erode your ability, you know, to make money? Are you gonna somehow get confused about what you're trying to do?"

"Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up... a lot of people don't have the courage to do it."

"I question: do we really understand the differences between modernist and postmodernist?"

"Well I was eight years old, and I have an older cousin who is three years older than me and she was doing acting, commercials, and modeling at the time and... to see my cousin doing that was really inspiring and I wanted to do it. So I went to my mom and I asked her if I could do it, and for the acting part of it, she made me study for a year."